The All Star Question

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson," he said, "look up and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

 

"What does that tell you?" questioned Holmes.

 

Watson pondered for a minute.

 

"Astronomically, it tells me that there

are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I

deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are

small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, I predict that we will

have a beautiful day tomorrow.  Why, what does it tell YOU?"

 

Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke.

 

"Watson, you idiot, it tells me someone has stolen our tent!"

DOH !!!!!!!!!

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