A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween
party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need for him to
miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened
without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because hubby did
not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband
to see how he acted when she was not around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he could, and
copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to
the new "action". She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and put the costume away and got into
bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his notorious behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she
asked him what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old
thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you
He replied, "I'll tell
you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the
guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluva time!"