Things that make you go ...

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Hmmm ...

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* How come wrong numbers are never busy?

* Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

* Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

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* Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

* Does killing time damage eternity?

* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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* Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

* Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

* Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

* Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

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* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

* Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

* Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

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* Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

* Do pilots take crash-courses?

* Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

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* Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

* Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
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* How can there be self-help "groups"?

* How do you get off a non-stop flight?

* How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
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* How many weeks are there in a light year?

* If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

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* If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

* If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

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* If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

* Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

* Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
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* Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

* If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

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