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| Bumper Stickers |
Visitors since September 03/99
Page last updated April 19, 2001
| Jesus loves you ... But I think you're an a$$hole. |
| Zero to dick in 60 seconds! |
| Very funny Scotty ... Now beam up my clothes. |
| Madness takes its toll ... Please have exact change ready. |
| Don't honk ... I'm pedaling as fast as I can. |
| If you can read this bumper sticker ... You're in range. |
| This vehicle swerves and hits pedestrians at random! |
| Change is inevitable ... Except from a vending machine. |
| I have PMS and a handgun ... Any questions? |
| Out of my mind ... Back in five minutes. |
| Cover me ... I'm changing lanes. |
| Sometimes I wake up grumpy ... Other times I let him sleep. |
| The gene pool could use a little chlorine! |
| Your kid may be an honor student ... But you're still an idiot. |
| SMILE: It's the second best thing you can do with your lips! |
| I took an IQ test and the results were negative! |
| When there's a will ... I want to be in it. |
| Tastes like chicken keep on licking ... Tastes like trout get the hell out. |
| It's lonely at the top ... But you eat better. |
| Think about World Peace ... Start using your turn signal. |
| LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math! |
| CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps! |
| We are Microsoft ... Resistance is futile ... You will be assimilated. |
| Be nice to your kids ... They'll be choosing your nursing home some day. |
| Ever stop to think ... And forget to start again? |
| Born free ... Taxed to death. |
| Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them! |
| If you smoke after sex ... You're doing it way too fast. |
| A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory! |
| WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship! |
| BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore! |
| Horn does not work ... Watch for finger. |
| Don't blame me ... I didn't vote. |
| If you can read this ... Your parents will be home in two minutes. |
| Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink. |
| My kid beat up your honor student! |
| Nice People Swallow! |
| Honk if you have had sex with Clinton! |
| Hang up and drive! |
| If you're not angry ... You're not paying attention. |
| This car is not abandoned! |
| I stop for no apparent reason! |
| Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-UP-YOURS |
| Keep honking ... I'm reloading. |
| Enjoy life ... Eat out more often. |
| If you're cute, single and rich, HONK! |
| Don't laugh ... Your daughter could be in here. |
| WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition. |
| Sex is like air ... It's only bad when you're not getting any. |
| My wife's other car is a broom! |
| If you can't dazzle them with brilliance ... Baffle them with bull$hit! |
| Constipated people don't give a $hit! |
| Practice safe sex ... Go screw yourself. |
| If you drink don't park ... Accidents cause people. |
| Who lit the fuse on your tampon? |
| If you don't believe in oral sex ... Keep your mouth shut. |
| Please tell your pants its not polite to point! |
| If that phone was up your a$$ ... Maybe you could drive a little better. |
| My kid got your honor roll student pregnant! |
| Thank you for pot smoking! |
| To all you virgins ... Thanks for nothing. |
| If at first you don't succeed ... blame someone else and seek counseling. |
| IMPOTENCE: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"! |
| If you can read this ... I've lost my trailer. |
| It's not how you pick your nose ... But where you put the booger. |
| If your not a hemorrhoid ... Get off my a$$. |
| I'm out of bed and dressed ... What more do you want? |
| I don't have an attitude problem ... You have a perception problem. |
| Wear clean undies ... You might be bumping into me. |
| One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day! |
| Failure is not an option ... It comes bundled with the software. |
| I want to die while asleep just like my Grandfather ... Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. |
| KENTUCKY: Five Million People ... Fifteen Last Names! |
| What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
| It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere! |
| If ignorance is bliss ... Why aren't more people happy? |
| Hard work pays off later ... Laziness pays off now. |
| I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian! |
| I still miss my ex ... But my aim is getting better! |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot! |
| The trouble with life is there's no background music! |
| If men can have ESPN ... Then women can have PMS. |
| When blondes have more fun do they know it? |
| What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| Losing a husband can be hard ... In my case it was almost impossible. |
| Zero to bitch in 10 seconds! |
| Wine me ... Dine me ... 69 me! |
| WARNING: Student Driver ... Get the hell out of my way! |
| Life is too short ... Don't be a dick. |
| Work Harder ... People on Welfare depend on you. |
| Happiness is lipstick on my dipstick! |
| A hard on doesn't count as personal growth! |
| I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the bad one! |
| I just want revenge ... Is that so bad? |
| I'm smart as a horse and hung like Einstein! |
~ Thanks Jason for sending this to me! *hugs* ~
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