by Famous Women
|I'm not offended by all the dumb
blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
|You see a lot of smart guys with
dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
|I want to have children, but my
friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even
want to do anything that feels good for 6 hours.
|My husband and I are either going to
buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
|I've been on so many blind dates, I
should get a free dog.
|If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
|I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
|I think - therefore I'm single.
|When women are depressed they either
eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
|I base most of my fashion taste on
what doesn't itch.
|In politics, if you want anything
said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
|I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
|Nagging is the repetition of
-Baroness Edith Summerskill-
|If men can run the world, why can't
they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck.
|I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every
time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Send this to all the bright women you know and make their day!!