Famous Quotes by Famous Women

Famous Quotes by Famous Women

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

-Erica Jong-

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 6 hours.

-Rita Rudner-

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

-Rita Rudner-

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

-Wendy Liebman-

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

-Erma Bombeck-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

-Roseanne Barr-

I think - therefore I'm single.

-Lizz Winstead-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

-Elayne Boosler-

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

-Gilda Radner-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

-Gloria Steinhem-

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck.

-Linda Ellerbee-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

-Marie Corelli-

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.

-Baroness Edith Summerskill-