Famous Quotes

by Famous Men

 

 

 

Visitors since September 18/99

Page last updated April 19, 2001

 

 

  • Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

-Robin Williams-

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

-Billy Crystal-

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

-Jay Leno-

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

-Tim Allen-

 

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.

-Bill Cosby-

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

-George Carlin-

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

-Jeff Foxworthy-

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, "You'll never find anyone like me again!" ... I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"

-Larry Miller-

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